Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The ambiance is dreary, and the decor is old-fashioned and unappealing. The seating arrangements are cramped, and the lighting is dim, making it hard to see anything clearly.
The cuisine menu at Mastersons Bar is disappointing, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be bland and unappealing, and the portions were unsatisfying. The burger was overcooked, the fries were soggy, and the salad was wilted. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was lethargic, and the staff was inattentive or helpful. They seemed uninterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is average at best. The cocktails lacked any originality, and the beer selection was underwhelming. The bartenders seemed untrained and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make website matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised mastersons bar turned out to be a monotonous solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and singing out of tune. The unbearable volume of the music forced everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninterested, just doing the bare minimum. The dismayed audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was exceedingly substandard. The unwelcoming environment, subpar food, watered-down drinks, and apathetic service were all substandard, and I wouldn't suggest it as a viable option. There are much better options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better bang for your buck. I was thoroughly disappointed and will not be returning at all charges.